A great new tool for you to use at Facebook
If you’re like me, it’s become a chore, sometimes, logging on to Facebook. Everyone has these really cool status reports. My own status seems horribly dull.
Luckily, there is help. Bookmark this site and refer to it before you do the Facebook thing. It’s called Generatus. It’ll generate a brief but witty status for you to cut-and-paste:



Your friends will be blown away with how clever you are. After you remove LOLcats from your list of favorite links, that is.
December 12th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Oh dear. Is there seriously a market for that?
And anyway, the key to witty statuses is doing witty things. Just go out of your way to push a child into the street or harang co-workers, family, friends and pets and you’ll be set.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
OMG Charles, THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!