What we need more of: Customers with a sense of humor
This quarter-page ad appeared in the Chicago Tribune on Christmas Day:

Good for them. Here’s hoping they sell a lot of sofas.
This has been making the rounds on the internet — illustrated with a very poor scan like you see here, in the Cleveland Leader. Should you want it, you can find a clean, high-rez copy of the ad here.
Find Leather Creations’ web site here.