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Josh Awtry
VizEds Moderator
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 375
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posted:
Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 am
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| Colin Smith wrote:: | | And I'm being replaced by the Paginat-O-Tron 3000. Yeah, maybe that's what bugs me most. |
Dear Colin,
Since you were replaced by the Paginat-O-Tron 3000 last week, I figured I'd let you know how things have been going in your absence.
In short, my first week dealing with the Paginat-O-Tron 3000 has been a pleasure. It has been programmed it to be your equal or better in nearly every way. Padgy 3K is fast, nimble and able to have surprisingly articulate conversations about Battlestar Galactica (go figure). When it runs low on ideas, I can pull out it's bulky idea cartridge and sort of do this "shake it with both hands dance" for a minute, and it's usually good for a few more.
Granted, the temper issue is seriously going to be a thing when it comes time for its annual performance eval. Whereas you would just move on to the next mockup when something got shot down, Padgy3K singed a couple people last week when its reversed-nameplate-photo combo was rejected. (Who knew the wax roller add-on also doubled as an argon laser?) It's OK; they were cops reporters, and I hear their eyebrows are growing back nicely.
The solid plutonium core powering the Paginat-O-Tron has caused most of my hair to fall out, but, on the plus side, it has yet to complain about doing a jump page.
So, all is well,
Josh
PS: The Paginat-O-Tron 3000 does not take kindly to negative assaults on its character. Should this message make it out of the building, send help.
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