For those of you who have the strange desire, check it out…
Yes, there’s a card of mine in that stack, though unfortunately, I won’t be there to see what demand for it is like. I’m sure there won’t be many people out there who want a Doug card. (I sure wouldn’t. I already know what I look like, though. Bad.)
Far as I’m concerned, people will want the Ernie Smith “Can’t We All Just Get Along?” card… or maybe the Citrus Gee card. Who doesn’t like kitty cats?
As for my pictures, if I don’t look incredulous or confused, well, let’s just say I learned from Bob and Doug McKenzie how to mug for a camera.
Or maybe you haven’t asked that. Maybe you’ve been secretly hoping I’d go away, just sort of vanish somewhere. Maybe you thought I’d been pining for muggy Florida weather for the last five weeks, and I finally went off the deep end.
Sorry to disappoint you. Continue reading ‘Where’ve I been lately, you ask?’
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No… no… it’s… you’re kidding, right?… it’s…
…here to set you straight.
Today’s headline: “YouTube gets in bed with Paris Hilton.”
Today’s response: Well, who hasn’t? Continue reading ‘He’s back…’
So a quick show of hands:
How many of you know what a domokun, a woodcut of a laughing Colonialist saying “HA! HA!”, a mustard-wielding man and a squirrel with large testicles have in common?
Answer: Fark.com. Continue reading ‘Ode to Fark.com’
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